(via concentration-lamp)
Source: princess“I'm selfish, impatient and a little insecure. I make mistakes, I am out of control and at times hard to handle. But if you can't handle me at my worst, then you sure as hell don't deserve me at my best.”
― Marilyn Monroe
2 months ago
2 months ago
| Notes: 164096
2 months ago
| Notes: 94727
i wonder why triangle shaped sandwiches taste better than square ones?
google is telling me square one’s are ‘too overwhelming’ for some people
(via adventuregrime)
Source: hummelberry
2 months ago
| Notes: 169089
why am i not a banana
Because your genetic code dictates that you are human. However, it should please you to know that you share 50 - 60% of your DNA with a banana.
thanks man
2 months ago
| Notes: 5131
this is the “fuck you all! we have oscars!” laugh
(via kickin-incredibly-funny-shitt)
Source: jordan-allmonds2 months ago
| Notes: 9199
partybarackisinthehousetonight:
“help i’m ballin and i can’t get up!” - thug life alert
(via kickin-incredibly-funny-shitt)
Source: partybarackisinthehousetonight